Bienvenidos al Spanglish Situation Room

You need press kits? We’ve got press kits. There’s one for the book, and one for the comedian who wrote it (that would be me). Go ahead, dowload both, they’re free, and you could use some more clutter on your desk.

• Download Pardon My Spanglish Press Kit
• Download Bill's Press Kit

If you need a review copy (a professional courtesy for reporters who are too cheap to buy one themselves), want to arrange an interview, ask any truly personal questions, or want to know how you yourself can go from being a journalist, to being a comedian, to being an author, just email me at .

And by the way, I’m available if you want to book me to be a panelist on your TV, Internet or Radio show. Not only can I talk about Spanglish as, perhaps the most transformative cultural phenomenon in the United States today (or at least pretty big), there’s a lot of other timely topics I have informed opinions about, that I’m sure your viewers or listeners would find interesting.

Here’s a few of my other most requested talking points:

• Immigration (Wet-foot/dry food double standards)
• Latino Vote (Advice on successful pandering)
• Chupacabra sightings
• Bill Richardson’s facial hair situation
• JLObama campaign videos
• Minute-manismo
• English-only discrimination (in Spellcheck)
• Anti-Dora the Explorer Hysteria
• Anchor-baby boomers
• Chipotle fatigue
• The Australian salsa invasion
• Hawaiian coqui-cide
• My mom